galaxy bedding on etsy
I have wants and needs and this is quite up there on both lists
I’m out of this world in bed
|—||F. Scott Fitzgerald, A New Leaf (via petrichour)|
|—||Carl Sagan, Cosmos (via whats-out-there)|
I remember i used to get my ex to do all my chores and he’d do them with so much enthusiasm and my mom would be like “Tati you’re using him hes gonna leave you” and i couldn’t say anything back cause i couldn’t tell my mom i was gonna spend an hour on my knees with his dick in my mouth to thank him
there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me
it’s called the throne
How Canadians are hatched.
The eggs are laid in mudbeds in the early fall, and will hatch mid-winter as Pucklings to forage for syrup amongst the elk.
canadians are my favorite mythological creature
do americans not do this??
This is not your destruction.
This is your birth.
7 billion people, 14 billion ass cheeks